ladypandacat: ewanmcgregorspenis: hermione-ganja: michelle-my-belle: glossylalia: ipsadixit: excentricyoruba: unlubricated-anal-sex: deadleaves-dirtyground: yeah because your phone costs money and has important information on it whereas your virginity is just an archaic social construct that only matters if you let it  ^^^ True! LAWLZ I don’t keep all my contacts in my hymen, so call me when my cunt can send emails. um…phones are expensive. my virginity is much cheaper. So far nobody’s tried to make expensive-ass international calls with my pussy, although I can’t say the same about the phone I lost last year. i can’t call 911 with my virginity can i? I’m about 16 years too late to worry about my virginity anyway.

ladypandacat:

ewanmcgregorspenis:

hermione-ganja:

michelle-my-belle:

glossylalia:

ipsadixit:

excentricyoruba:

unlubricated-anal-sex:

deadleaves-dirtyground:

yeah because your phone costs money and has important information on it whereas your virginity is just an archaic social construct that only matters if you let it

 ^^^

True!

LAWLZ

I don’t keep all my contacts in my hymen, so call me when my cunt can send emails.

um…phones are expensive. my virginity is much cheaper.

So far nobody’s tried to make expensive-ass international calls with my pussy, although I can’t say the same about the phone I lost last year.

i can’t call 911 with my virginity can i?

I’m about 16 years too late to worry about my virginity anyway.

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